About Us
We make one thing, and we make it loud: a full-face mask that gets a reaction wherever you wear it.
Three faces
Hillbilly, Grandpa and Hillbilly Grandma are printed edge to edge with a hyper-real old-man face. Sunburnt skin, stubble, deep wrinkles, missing teeth. From more than a few feet away people genuinely think they are looking at a weathered old-timer — at the lights, in the lunch queue, in the lift line.
It is real gear, not a costume
Every mask is cut as a full balaclava covering head, ears, cheeks, chin and neck, with an open eye slot your goggles or visor sit over and a helmet or hard hat goes on top of. The neck tucks into your collar. Windproof, warm, breathable, one stretch size that pulls on over any head.
That is why it ends up on three very different sorts of people:
- Motorcycle riders who want the wind off their face and a double-take at every set of lights.
- Outdoor and construction crews who are out in the cold all day and would rather the shift was funnier.
- Skiers and snowboarders who want the whole chairlift talking.
How we treat you
- Free worldwide shipping on every order, no minimum.
- 30 days to change your mind. Not happy? Send it back for a full refund — no hassle, no stress.
- A real reply. Questions go to a person, not a bot.
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